I was online checking my email and I noticed that CNN had called the winner in the Republican Caucuses in Nevada. I was a little surprised, as it was only 1:30 here on the east coast, and I wasn’t sure they’d even started, let alone finished.
Turns out CNN is calling this with 0% of the precincts reporting. They are calling it based solely on polling data.
I guess we no longer have to vote.
We ought all stay home, near the television, so we can answer the phone if a pollster calls, and to be sure to be watching as CNN tells us what our future is to be.